NYC Tourist Tips

With the enormous influx of tourists to the city, along with lots of newer New Yorkers who seem to have trouble getting with the program, we've seen a coinciding uptick in urban etiquette signage. There's Jay Shells' Metropolitan Etiquette Authority street signs, the plethora of "please be quiet" signs outside of bars and restaurants, and a few rogue posters instructing High Line tourists on how to behave.

Now graphic artist Desirre Jones has put together a tourist etiquette Tumblr, "NYC Tourist Tips," subtitled "How to visit New York City and not have the natives want to stab you... and other helpful hints."


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JVNY: What inspired you to make these etiquette posters?

DJ: Well, right now I'm working in Times Square and run-ins with tourists are a daily occurrence. Instead of yelling at them on the street like a crazy person I decided to make the blog.

JVNY: Has the blog helped you to alleviate your sidewalk rage?

DJ: I can't say for sure the blog has helped me feel less pissed off at these idiots, but you know, we're all human and we just got to try to get along together as best we can.



JVNY: Any plan to bring them to print and post them in public spaces?

DJ: I thought about kicking it old-school and making them into wheat pasting posters around the city but I really don't have the money to get arrested right now. Do you have any ideas?

JVNY: Maybe my readers do. Do you take requests?

DJ: Sure, I'd be happy to make up ones based on the requests from your readers. Sounds like fun!


My own request: "Don't walk and text."

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