*Everyday Chatter
"Bare Elegance, which was the very last pocket of depravity left in Times Square (unless you count Flashdancers, which is more of a flashy tourist trap) has finally, inevitably shuttered." [ Grub ] Congratulations to JVNY reader, tipster, and smut-writer Mick Dementiuk for winning the Lambda Literary Award for best bisexual fiction. Someone on Orchard St. thinks the Sex & the City gals are " Botox Whores ." [ BB ] Another scathing review: "SATC2 takes everything that I hold dear as a woman and as a human—working hard, contributing to society, not being an entitled cunt like it’s my job —and rapes it to death with a stiletto that costs more than my car." [ EVG ] JOIN the "Get George A. Romero to direct ' Sex and the City 3: Triumph of the Dead' " group now on Facebook . An indie theater comes to Williamsburg. [ Gothamist ] Hello, sailor! It's Fleet Week and the swabbies are heading downtown. Lock up your ____. [ EVC ]